Do you want a frosticle?
I really hope you meant Popsicle. Frosticle has another definition entirely. If you must know, head on over to Urban…
Are seizures self-diagnosed?
I’ve never experienced one myself, but I imagine someone who does knows what has happened. A quick Google search led me…
You can buy poop on Amazon!
Seriously. See the Amazon listing. And, of course, it’s available with Prime 2-day shipping.
Your ears aren’t attached!
Don’t worry: my ears are in fact attached. What she meant to say was that my earlobes aren’t attached to…
I want to try that new OJ Simpson restaurant!
No way am I stepping foot in an OJ Simpson themed restaurant. What would that even entail? Will the valets…
It’s not like you pooped.
This one requires some context. Yesterday on the train, one of my contacts fell out, for no apparent reason. Hannah…
This yogurt tastes… tangy.
If your yogurt tastes odd, first consider the flavor. Are you eating yogurt by Tang? If not, throw it away!…
They look like people. They act like people. But they aren’t.
Under most laws, young people are recognized as adults at the age of 18. But emerging science about brain development…