In preparation for an upcoming hiking trip, my wardrobe has been getting upgraded as per the stylings of Indiana Jones. Something is missing, however. Boots? Check. Hat? Ordered. Of course: I need a sidearm! Do I go with the Colt 45 or the Smith & Henson? Wait, what? No, The Muppets are not releasing a handgun. What she meant to say was Smith & Wesson.