Let’s try to break this one down.

  • Bonita — Didn’t realize this song was Spanish.
  • Bahama — This one’s actually correct!
  • Tampico — Mexico. So close.
  • Montigo — Nope. They make fireplaces.

The actual lyrics are:

Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya
Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama
Key Largo, Montego,
baby why don’t we go,
Jamaica